There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to for a fancy New Year's Eve costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt, socks, or shoes on.
"What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host.
"A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"
One of the best things about the Internet is being able to get insight into completely random stuff that you otherwise would never know, much less ever think about. My buddy just showed me something absolutely hilarious on Google Trends (a part of google that I have never used).
Take the term "Goat Sex" and run a trend report on it. Here is what Google shows...
Now that is what I call Baaaahhhhd branding for a country...
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Happy Holidays Voxers! Thanks for reading all of my ridiculously lame jokes! - HOH
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The Lone Ranger is captured by Indians...
The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests.
What is your first request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."
The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's
impressed. "You have a very fine
and loyal horse but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second
request?"
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is
brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across the plains
and disappears over the horizon.
Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again
returns, this time with a brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She
enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed the proud owner of an
amazing horse of many talents but I still kill you tomorrow. "What is your
last request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse....alone."
The Chief is curious but he agrees and Silver is brought to
the Lone Ranger's tent.
Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both
ears, looks him square in the eye and says,
"Listen very carefully you
dumb ass horse. For the last time . . .
BRING POSSEEEE".
Looks like Barry Bonds finally got indicted for perjury. I grabbed this photo off the ESPN website this evening - looks like the "Roids" are finally getting to his head!
Some comments:
Guy looks like he is part Brontosaurus... (Erwin, Smithsonian)
That's where he stuffs his chewing tobacco when he is eating... (Colt, Texas)
My dad's neck is stronger than your Dad! (Barry Bond's Son, 7th Grade)
Feel free to join in? Any comment will do!
“Look guys, if you're just going to stare at me, I'm going to bed!” - Elvis Presley
I sometimes listen to the king while I am cranking out work during the day. Something about the "Jailhouse Rock" that get me fired up and in that old working mode. But my dear readers, this post isn't about what get me motivated at work. I suddenly had a vision of cheezy Elvis's that one sees in Vegas and thought I might share an image with you.
Let's all stop for a moment and admire this guys balls (OK - given the picture, not the best word choice). Let's admire his courage - yes, that is a MUCH better term.
A few fun facts:
1) This guy thinks his camel toe is hot (he actually can't see it...but we sure can!)
2) His belly sweat just oozes "Cool"
3) Someone at the party forget to tell him that the costume theme was cancelled...
OK - back to work!
House of Humor
Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite...
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray...
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...
Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with...
What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
Booberries...
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Casketball...
What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving...
What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
Shrinkenstein...
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"
This is a well circulated video on YouTube, but it's an absolutely fantastic display dancing skills. The guys literally has every move in the book, and even gets the crowd going! What I love about this is that he performs in front of the audience at the wor;d famous Apollo Theater in New York City.
Who says white guys can't dance? This guy does the Cabbage Patch, the Moon Walk, the Splits, and Limbo - all at once!
