There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to for a fancy New Year's Eve costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt, socks, or shoes on.
"What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host.
"A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"
One of the best things about the Internet is being able to get insight into completely random stuff that you otherwise would never know, much less ever think about. My buddy just showed me something absolutely hilarious on Google Trends (a part of google that I have never used).
Take the term "Goat Sex" and run a trend report on it. Here is what Google shows...
Now that is what I call Baaaahhhhd branding for a country...
