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There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to for a fancy New Year's Eve costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt, socks, or shoes on.
"What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host.
"A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"
