The House of Humor

Gardening in the Dark!

2008-01-18T07:07:40Z

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

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New Year's Eve Costume Idea - Fantastic Joke

2007-12-28T23:30:08Z

There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to for a fancy New Year's Eve costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt, socks, or shoes on. "What the hell...

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No Smoking...

2007-08-10T16:42:19Z

This couple had been dating for about six months, but the guy had been afraid to make any sexual advances because of his tiny organ. Finally one night, he gets up his courage, and takes her to a secluded spot in his car. While they are kissing, ...

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3 pack, 10 pack or Family?

2006-12-26T06:15:10Z

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy...

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Grave Mistakes

2006-12-14T02:02:39Z

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them...

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Wheelbarrow

2006-10-23T07:01:31Z

After hearing a couple's complaints that their intimate life wasn't what it used to be, the sex counsellor suggested they vary their position. "For example," he suggested, "you might try the wheelbarrow. Lift her legs from behind and off you go." ...

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